We’ve done the hotel bit,
Tuxedo and Gown.
We’ve done ‘em in Dallas
And in Tinseltown.

Elaborate themes full
Of Styr’foam and lights,
And glitter and flowers,
We’ve all seen such nights.

The grand decorations,
The glitzy affair,
Old hat to us now, we’ve
Done that and been there.

It’s Michael and Julie
To whom we now toast.
We’ll go to the place that
They both enjoy most.

A meaningful simchah
Is our Shabbaton;
Our weekend is Jewish
Right down to the bone:

A family retreat at
The camp they love best.
We hope that you’ll join us;
Please come be our guest.